NO HONEYMOON CRUISE FOR THIS COUPLE.
A man hoping to woo a potential
girlfriend with medieval theatrics has ended
up in police custody, and is facing hefty
fines as a consequence of his actions.
The would-be white knight, hatched
his plan after a night of drinking at his
local pub, leaving mid-beer to jump onto
his trusty steed tied up outside the pub.
The man rode, shirtless, up his love’s
garden path, smashed his way through her
door and entered her loungeroom still
astride his horse, where she sat scared
and in the midst of phoning the police.
“At first we thought [he] was joking,”
his friends told local media.
“But then he went outside, climbed
onto this horse – which he’d ridden to
the pub – and set off bare-breasted and
bare-backed,” they added.
The man has since apologised for his
ill-considered theatrics.
